All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

1/28/2013

CA Drunk Funny

The California Highway Patrol had their hands full early Thursday morning when a naked drunk woman drove into her equally naked fiance. Bravo walked in front of the car and the female accelerated and struck him, and he landed on the hood of the car. She then abruptly applied the brakes and lost control.
 
Drunk driving:  In Californina they do it naked. In Kentucky they don't spill their beer.  How do they do it in your neck of the woods?
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9 comments:

  1. Rick9:54 PM

    It's still not funny. What is it with you?

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  2. WaterBoy3:52 AM

    ...and humor is still subjective.

    What is it with you?

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  3. Res Ipsa10:35 AM

    How is this not funny?

    The first chick wrecks a cop car, and runs it off the road, then leads them on a chase without spilling her beer. The second one involves two naked people.

    Getting drunk makes people do stupid things. Sometimes its funny.

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  4. WaterBoy1:08 PM

    Probably because drunk driving causes tragically fatal accidents...ergo, not funny. MADD says so. Even if nobody was actually killed in these stories, they could have been.

    Disregard the millions of other people that are killed in hundreds of other ways, though...we can laugh at that.

    Heck, we can even laugh at Islamic terrorists who go around bombing innocent civilians with suicide vests. At Christmas, no less.

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  5. Res Ipsa2:31 PM

    Yeah, but she didn't even spill her beer...how druck could she have been?

    The other naked women ran over her naked boy friend. Was she drunk or did he just get her name wrong at a bad time?

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  6. Res Ipsa2:32 PM

    druck=maybe its time for AA for me too.

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  7. WaterBoy2:02 PM

    Since you've previously stated that you've not had much to drink at all lately, I suspect your problem may be that you're too sober. Time for a scotch.

    (sorry...That's Not Funny!™)

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  8. Res Ipsa2:11 PM

    I thought it was.

    Since I've been on nights and had to get up with the kids everyday I've not had much of a chance.

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  9. WaterBoy12:55 PM

    Good grief, when do you sleep?

    Since we're empty nesters now, our evenings again consist of the occasional trip to the hot tub to relax with a good cigar and glass of scotch.

    Except yesterday. -3°F on the way up to Denver in the a.m. Brrr! Makes your swimsuit freeze to your ass as soon as you get out.

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