All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!



I believe that there is too much violence in the world today.  It seems like everyday that goes by another story of senseless mayhem hits the news.
A woman in southern Sweden has been charged for attempted assault after attacking a man with a frying pan full of Swedish sausages.

What is it with the Sweeds and their sausage?  They have issues with sausage adds being "too sexy".  They even have gender experts that comment on improper uses of the sausage as a phallic symbol. and counter protesters who like sexy sausage adds.

Clearly the only responsible course of action is to outlaw assult sausage and require stricter registration of all hot dog like food products.  Then and only then can the sausage return to its proper place in Sweedish culture:
The falukorv was even a central character in one of Sweden's cult pornographic films from the seventies, Fäbodjäntan (titled "Come and Blow the Horn" in the UK).


  1. Packages of hot dogs should be limited to six and there should be a two week waiting period on buns.

  2. Access to condiments should be restricted to people who pass a training class and background check. The size of the packages should be limited too. Who needs the five gallon jug of mustard at Sams Club anyway?

  3. WaterBoy1:59 PM

    No wrapping the dogs in foil to keep them warm while transporting them, without a Concealed Carry permit.

    And absolutely no open carry of condimented dogs. It's way to easy to splatter innocent bystanders.