A woman in southern Sweden has been charged for attempted assault after attacking a man with a frying pan full of Swedish sausages.
What is it with the Sweeds and their sausage? They have issues with sausage adds being "too sexy". They even have gender experts that comment on improper uses of the sausage as a phallic symbol. and counter protesters who like sexy sausage adds.
Clearly the only responsible course of action is to outlaw assult sausage and require stricter registration of all hot dog like food products. Then and only then can the sausage return to its proper place in Sweedish culture:
The falukorv was even a central character in one of Sweden's cult pornographic films from the seventies, Fäbodjäntan (titled "Come and Blow the Horn" in the UK).