Once upon a time there were two little skunks named
"In" and "Out." They lived in a hollow tree with their
mother.
Sometimes In and Out played outside, but other times they
played inside.
One day In was out and Out was in. The mother skunk asked
Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in
with In.
"My my, Out," she said, "how did you find
In so quickly?"
Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."
That stinks.
ReplyDeleteI remember that joke from long, long ago, when I was in Boy Scouts. IIRC, it appeared in Boy's Life magazine.
ReplyDeleteStill a classic.