All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


Cops and Donuts

Now those are some hot doughnuts.
Gwinnett authorities said a Lawrenceville man boosted a Krispy Kreme truck from a Dacula gas station last week, making off with untold quantities of glazed goodness and leading a sheriff's deputy on a high-speed chase across the county.
Locals were overheard remarking that it was the fastest county cops responded to a crime in the last 107 years.
Police said a Krispy Kreme delivery man was dropping off his wares at an Exxon gas station in Dacula at about 10:45 p.m. Thursday. That's when James Freddy Major, 45-year-old alleged doughnut fiend, showed up and fled in the box truck.
"The suspect ... was apprehended by K9 dog bite and officers on scene placed the suspect under arrest," the incident report said.
Click through to check out this guy's booking photo.  The cops let the K9 take down the crook.  His face looks a little ruffed up.  Apparently the dog got a couple of chomps in.  Which is only fair since the cops were chomping on the donuts.

Feel free to insert your own cop and donut jokes in the comments.

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