All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


See Girls

See girls, its not that hard to get married and keep him.  Just follow this bit of advice:
Slate--The best way to bag a husband is to detox from feminism, “return to femininity,” tune out your mom and friends, stay away from pop culture, don’t shack up without a ring, “marry the accountant, not the artist.” And once you do find a man: Be sweet, give him lots of sex, and don’t talk too much.
If you realy want to set yourself apart, do stuff he likes with him, stay at home, cook, and remember a blow job a day keeps temptation at bay.


  1. Anonymous10:21 AM

    "a blow job a day keeps temptation at bay"

    I need to share that with my wife.

  2. Another Anonymous5:14 PM

    "a blow job a day keeps temptation at bay"

    100% RIGHT ON!!!

    A guy that has to keep it up at home all the time won't waste it on some other chick.

    "I need to share that with my wife."

    You mean your wife needs to share it with you.