The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms.The university’s official online description of the event entitled, “The Female Orgasm,” describes it as open to both male and female students.
"help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms." How ugly are the co-eds at UMTC, that the boys aren't willing to help without prompting?
“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar.
“Whether you want to learn how to have your first orgasm, how to have better ones, or how to help you girlfriend, Kate and Marshall cover it all…” it adds.I bet the lab would be better than the lecture. It's hard (no pun intended) to imagine these two knowing much about the topic, at least experientially.
The program is costing the university $3,406 and is part of the university’s mission of “research,” she added.No wonder the cost of college is skyrocketing. This research went on for free when I was in college.
"It's hard (no pun intended) to imagine these two knowing much about the topic, at least experientially."
ReplyDeleteThis is very unkind of you. Women having orgasms is important work. You shouldn't make fun of people who try to improve other people’s lives. Physical attractiveness is very subjective and what appeals to you isn’t necessarily what appeals to someone else. Marshall and Dorian are two very kind and caring people who are on a quest to enlighten and empower women that have been mistreated by the patriarchy for generations. The life goal of self fulfillment through sexual expression is a wonderful expression of humanity. To mock them demonstrates what a small minded and shallow person you truly are.
This is very rude of you. The female orgasm is a wonderful thing. Thank god the people at UMTC care enough to support this kind of program.
ReplyDeleteD,
ReplyDeleteYou're right this guy is a jerk. I don't know why these kind of people don't get it.
I “get it” just fine. Making girls cum has been a hobby of mine for a long time. I never needed a tax payer supported program to have an interest in the subject. Why anyone would need to pay for this is what I don’t get. Unless, like I mentioned, the girls are extra homely.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThey're overcharging the college for their program, too. You can buy the same thing off the Internet a lot cheaper!
Thanks for the laugh, man!
WB,
ReplyDeleteI linked the programs web site to show this is for real and I managed to pick up some reverse traffic. You'd think that people who have a job improving orgams whould be in a better mood.
Well, you're attacking their livelihood so I'd expect them to be defensive. Every salesperson thinks their product is absolutely essential.
ReplyDeleteBut like I said, you can find the same thing for free with a couple minutes of searching on YouTube, while specialty DVDs cost extra.
You're just an internet ass hat who doesn't understand how important a topic this is. You shouldn't make fun of good people doing a good thing just because you don't understand how to make a women orgasm.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOh man, stop it, you're killing me! My keyboard is safe, since I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, but it was close.
Is that Giraffe? 'Cuz this kind of thinking surely can't be real.
Thanks for the laughs, bro!
I don't see what is funny. Why do you hate so much?
ReplyDeleteI bet you've never been with a women.
Get over it. Its not about how much fun women have, its about making other people pay for the class. Nobody here gives a rip about your personal life, just don't expect us to pay for your lack of skill in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteWB, the ip address isn't the same as Giraffe's normal ones. I picked up some back links and google hits.
Maybe not Giraffe, then, but some other regular pulling a Poe. This kind of stupidity just cannot exist for real, else the moron would forget to breathe.
ReplyDelete"I bet you've never been with a women."
Seriously? This is elementary school playground stuff, and misspelled to boot. If this is indicative of the type of teaching going on that college, they'd do better to spend that money on Grammar than on Gräfenberg.
More Critical Thinking and less Clitoral Plinking.
ReplyDelete"More Critical Thinking and less Clitoral Plinking."
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA
But seriously, I don’t think you’re supposed to “plink” it.
It rhymed, whatdayawant?
ReplyDeleteI haz poetry, I claim artistic license.
Oh wait, you were thinking of "plinking" like using a gun to shoot small varmints, weren't you?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was thinking of "plinking", like a guitar.
Definitely not do the former.
"I was thinking of "plinking", like a guitar."
ReplyDeleteI used to strum or pluck my guitar.
"I haz poetry"
;-)
Plink:
ReplyDeleteplink [plɪŋk]
n
a short sharp often metallic sound as of a string on a musical instrument being plucked or a bullet striking metal
vb
1. (intr) to make such a noise
2. (Military / Firearms, Gunnery, Ordnance & Artillery) to hit (a target, such as a tin can) by shooting or to shoot at such a target
Plucking an acoustic guitar is plinking, though plinking is not always plucking.
An onomatopoeia by any other name would still sound as metallic.
Where you an English major? :-)
ReplyDeleteAnybody know how to turn smilies on in blogger?
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last year, and there's a very long carryover effect. :)
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, it's starting to wear off, so I don't know how to configure Blogger.
And what's a 'smilie'?
It's a lot like a Smiley. :)
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