Titty Twister

BOULDER -- A Longmont woman accused of grabbing and twisting a cab driver's nipple in a drunken attack last week was charged Tuesday in Boulder County Court.

The driver reported that he picked her up and drove her to the area, but she didn't have the money to pay. He said she asked him to accompany her to an apartment and he started to walk with her, but she punched him in the abdomen on the way and then hit him with a can of iced tea as he turned to return to his car.

Police report the cab driver said she followed him to the car, forced the door open, got on top of him, grabbed and twisted his nipple, and bit his shoulder. He reported she got out and punched the window and kicked the door before mounting the cab and standing on the roof, according to police reports.

All I can say is, "thank goodness the Colorado legislature banned guns in an effort to stop mindless violence".