I remember when these were cool...
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there
was no room in hell.
Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor.
mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a snail
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I
ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes
to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I
ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's
and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal
with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I
said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she
drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and
calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald
you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and
Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she
look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is
taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so
now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000
Yo Mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist
to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo Mama's so nasty, when
I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table
and said "Corn!"
Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign around her neck that
says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or
Yo Mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she
went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo Mama's so nasty, I talked to her
over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo Mama's so nasty, a skunk
smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say
hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she
was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a
picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate
says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was
still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so
old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.