D'oh!

Nude swimmer distracts home burglary victim

The woman then approached the victim and asked him about his pool, and if she could take a swim. He told the woman it would be OK and led her to the rear of his house where the pool is located. The woman then asked if it would bother him if she swam in the nude, and he replied that it would not. She proceeded to take off her clothes and jumped into the pool, swimming for about 20 minutes. The home owner retrieved a towel from inside his home, the woman dried off, dressed and left.

News Flash

Guys if you are not a rock star, or otherwise massively famous, and a women wants to take her cloths off for you for no apparent reason, THERE IS A CATCH.

This is true if the women is a complete stranger and it is true if you are married to her.  Deep down you know this.  That is why when the wife does it, you instinctively know she has purchased some expensive bobble and she is trying to soften you up for the news.  Sure you take advantage of the quickie, but you know the other shoe is going to drop. 

If you aren't married to her, the risks are even greater.  I know, deep down we all posses that certain je ne sais quoi, that makes it nearly impossible for any women to resist the urge to pounce on us, its a curse.  Yet when they do pounce, they still have an ulterior motive.  It's best to know what it is, before you let them rob you blind.