Another Thing Comming

It's spring time and a young man's thoughts turn to getting his tally whacker wet in some suburban bimbo's pink parts.  It happens every year.  Boy meets girl.  The girl is a tramp.  The boy gets lucky. 

A teenaged boy that disrespects a man enough to screw his dumb-slut daughter in her bed room with the girls dad at home, probably disrespects him enough not to listen to what that dad has to say.  That is a very poor attitude to have when dad has a gun pointed at you and the slut you've been screwing starts claiming that she doesn't know you or how you got in her room.  This is a very bad time to make any sudden movements.  Unfortunately you've all ready proven to possess a substandard level of intelligence in the first place.  We can only hope he didn't knock her up before her old man made the world a better place. 

Police tell FOX 26 reporter John Donnelly that the father was notified that there was someone in his daughter's bedroom by one of his other children.

The father then went into the girl's bedroom and discovered the 17 year old male in bed with his 16 year old daughter.  The daughter denied knowing who the boy was.

A confrontation between the father and boy started.   The boy apparently wasn't listening to the father's commands and reached for something.   It ended with 17 year old being shot and killed at the scene.

The 16 year old girl later admitted to investigators that she did know the boy and had let him into the home.

The father's was taken by ambulance from the home for treatment of an unrelated medical situation.

Let me analyze this situation for all you young bucks out there.  There are some important things you need to know before you get lucky.

1. If a girl's father lives in the home with his kids, especially if he is married to their mother, he is what we call "a good guy".
2. Good guys don't like their daughters being used as a sperm receptacle for random boys.
3. Good dad's are going to protect their family from threats.
4. Any girl with moral standards low enough to sneak you into and screw you in her parents home, knowing that they are home, has low enough moral standards to lie about it when she gets caught.
5. She is going to lie.  Lying is one of the automatic first responses that a female will use when she finds herself in an unpleasant situation.
6. If you are in another mans house, unannounced and uninvited by him, you are automatically a threat.
7. If the man with the gun every catches you in his daughters room, in the middle of the night, in a state of undress, he knows what you were doing.  Even if you didn't do it yet.  Do not insult his intelligence.
8. If the man with the gun tells you to do something, do it.
9. If the man with the guns tells you to not do something, don't do it.
10. If the man with the guns says don't move, and you keep moving, he is with in his rights to shoot your sorry ass dead.  Yes, even if all you were reaching for was your pants.
11. The old man might have a heart attack after shooting you, but he will live long enough to tell the cops his side of the story, and since you are dead that's the only story they will hear.  He will get off.
12. Any pussy that is so good that it's worth dying for, is good enough to marry her and/or meet the parents first.
13. Had you meet her parents first, her dad may have kicked your ass, but you would still be alive with a good story to tell.  Better yet slutty Sally would have felt obligated to let you have a second go around after her dad made her feel bad by being mean to you.

D.A.D.D.
Dad's Against Daughters Dating.  Shoot the first one and the word will get around.