All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

3/08/2014

Of Ukraine

I blame it on Al Gore.  If the Democrats can blame everything on Bush, I can blame seemingly unrelated stuff on Gore.  My reasoning may seem convoluted, but try to follow along.  Albert Snore Gore is one of Americas biggest fraudsters cheerleaders for man made global warming.  Al and Democrats in general are morons, which means if they say something, the opposite is probably true.  God knows this.  Since the great unwashed eco-whack jobs climate alarmists have been harping on "man made" warming and the ice caps melting, God gave us a record cold and snow this winter.  No doubt the angelic realm has been having a season long chuckle at out expense.

The weather sucks.  God is doing it to spite Al Gore.  How does this make the crisis in the Ukraine Al Gore's fault?  Elementary my dear reader.  President Obummer spent his first four years as magistratus extraordinarius fully engaged in the repaying of bribes campaign contributors, ruining the national and perhaps global economy, destroying modern medicine, executing American citizens without trial, taking long expensive taxpayer funded vacations fact finding tours and the occupation of golf.  During his first regnatus he was happy to let his lector, the Lizard Queen, handle international affairs. 

Obummer loves playing golf.   His secret service code name is "duffer".  Golf appears to be the only useful (not destructive to America) activity Barrack Hussein participates in.  Golf is best played when its is nice outside. Then Al goes and screws the pooch by claiming the polar ice caps are melting.  So then it snows all winter long.  White golf balls are hard to find when you have two foot of white snow on the fairway.  As long as Obummer had golf to occupy his time, he had no reason to go mucking about in the worlds affairs.  If only Al had shut up about global warming we would have had a normal winter and Obummer could have spent his time playing golf and avoiding his wife. 

I'd think after Benghazi, Egypt, Sudan, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Beirut, Panama, Vietnam, Korea, the Philippines etc et el, Americans would realize that maybe, just maybe we should butt out.  The Crimea has a defensive pack with the Russians.  They have military bases there.  The Ukraine has had a subservient relationship with Russia for hundreds of years.  We had no business fiddling about in their internal affairs or overthrowing their government.  None.  It's not our business.  It's not even a corner of the world that we have any business in.  None.  Not a little bit.

To paraphrase the Beatles: "all I am saying is give Barrack a bag full of clubs and his caddy".  Peace will take care of its self.  We don't need ANOTHER land war in Asia.

1 comment:

black said...

Good one!