All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

3/17/2016

BJ - Green

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
Sham rock

Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they are always wearing green

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When it's a French fry

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A jolly green giant

What is Blarney's favorite thing on St. Patrick's Day?
A Blarney Stone

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Sure now, but them regular rocks be way too heavy, don't you know.

What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con

What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
"Top o' the moaning!"

Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
In the Little League!

What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
A lepre-condo!

What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
A streprechaun!

What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to "hiss off"

Where does a leprechaun go to the bathroom?
In a lepre john!

Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
Yeah, but only a little!

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
They're very short-tempered!

1 comment:

  1. WaterBoy5:09 PM

    I most certainly agree -- these indeed be bad.

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