What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they are always wearing green
When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When it's a French fry
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A jolly green giant
What is Blarney's favorite thing on St. Patrick's Day?
A Blarney Stone
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Sure now, but them regular rocks be way too heavy, don't you know.
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
"Top o' the moaning!"
Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
In the Little League!
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to "hiss off"
Where does a leprechaun go to the bathroom?
In a lepre john!
Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
Yeah, but only a little!
Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
They're very short-tempered!