Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
the Policeman pulled him over, got out of his Patrol Car, and arrested the driver for having and illegal Firearm.
"Why not", he thinks. He is just about to grope the lady when a policeman shines his torch!
"What's going on?", asked the policeman.
"Do you mind", replied the chap, "I am about to have sex with my wife!"
"Sorry", said the policeman "didn't realize it was your wife!"
"Neither did I till you shone your bloody torch!" responded the husband
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"