All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


White Trash Wednesday

I thought I’d participate with the Hillbilly Ecosystem and help out with a post or two about something I feel qualified to blog on, White Trash of the World. You might think that white trash is just Sothern or just American but that aint so. The world is full of white trash. When it comes to white trash with bad teeth England leads the way. Looking for white trash that don’t bath and gots kinky sex problems, go to France. It’s a myth to think White Trash and Poor White Trash are the same thing. White Trash might be poor or they might not. The Kennedy’s of Massachusetts aint poor, but they White Trash.

Just to explain: Old man Joe Kennedy was a bootlegger, not a bad start on the white trash road. His kids went into politics, a profession full of ignorant white trash. One boy, in a drunken stupor, drowned a girl he knocked up in his car. Ted Kennedy might never stood on his front porch and screamed to the mailman “where’s my check”, but he’s made it possible for millions of others to do it. Proof positive in my book, that they is a family of white trash and white trash enablers.

That’s the great thing about America our white trash can make it to be governor, president or even a junior senator from New York. This week were featuring some American White Trash.

Direct from New Orleans:

This girl is doing her best to make it as white trash, that or a supporter of the Duke Lacrosse team.

* If’n I posted a pic of ur kin and I offended them email and I’ll take it down, no need to get the shotgun, unless they’ve been on Springer, in that case they’re in the public domain as certified white trash.

Go ahead and vote. Is the Girl in the Pic:
a.) White Trash
b.) Wanna be White Trash
c.) Ted Kennedy’s dream date
d.) Practicing potables diversity by promoting Jack and Cuervo

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