WTW – Worried About the Election

My apologies for not posting anything new since last week, I got tied up.

I was trying to come up with a good White Trash Wednesday post last night when I heard Craig Ferguson mention that Rush Limbaugh got busted in the airport with Viagra. I thought, ohhhh there’s got to be a post in this story.

Rush commented about it on his show explaining that he was “worried about the next election”. Right. It’s all about Hillary. Picture the scene:

President Hillary Clinton invites Rush to the White House. She takes him into the Oval Office, locks the doors and instructs her secretary to hold all the calls, she doesn’t want to be interrupted. Rush walks up to the Presidential desk, Hillary stands and reaches out for Bills old humidor pushing it to the corner of the desk.

Rush, you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to be alone with you, in this office with this cigar box.

You know how much I like a good cigar.

Is that all you like?

I like tax cuts for the rich too.

Is that all? I heard you had some legal problems, I can make those go away.

What’s the catch?

(shoving the cigars and papers off the desk)
Rush, I want to be a real women, make me feel like a real woman.

(taking off his jacket and losing his tie)
You want to feel like a real women?

Yes Rush Yes! Do it for America.

(Rush removes everything but his boxers and piles them on the floor)
Like a real women, not some reptilian skank bent on the destruction of America, right here on the desk? You’ll do anything I say, no matter how degrading, to feel like a real woman?

OH Yes! Rush, Yes! YES!!!

Iron my shirt, Madam President.

WHAT? There aren't enough of these: in the world to make it happen any other way.