Blonds

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV just as the 10:00 p.m. news was coming on.

The news crew was covering a story about a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a building downtown.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news so I already knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I saw it too, but I never thought he’d do it again.”

Bob took the money.