I know this would be a great day for New Years Resolution Jokes, but I'm a little short on those right now.
True Story from Police Academy
This really happen to me when I was
in the police academy....
One day the instructor asked us a very simple question......What would you
do if you saw your mother run a red light....
A. pull her over and give her a ticket...
B. pull her over and give her a warning....or
C. just let her go, after all she is your mother?
When it came my turn to answer everybody looked my way because I was always
cutting up in class...but being very serious I said..."The first thing I
would do would be call for back-up"
Another woman in the class said, "it was very apparent that I knew
nothing about the law."
To which I answered that it was apparent that she knew NOTHING ABOUT MY
P.S....On the state exam I was the only one who
answered the question correctly.