All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


True Love or Tingles?

Because, well, I don't know.  Are women really so dumb that they can't make an intelligent decision about who should get to second base and beyond?

Well, the Japanese have done it again.
Apparently this tech-laden bra made by the lingerie company Ravijour will only unhook for “true love.”
According to the Victoria’s Secret-like company that made the bra, Ravijour, a particular heart rate over time indicates “love.” And what do you know, they even have a graph comparing the effects of jogging, shopping, eating spicy food and watching a horror movie with “flirting” and “surprise gift” on a lady’s heart. What better way to acknowledge being “in love” than having your glittery bra fly open?
That's a good question.  What better way to say "I love you" than having a women's bra fly open?  The  only thing that would top that is panties that shoot off.   If you put the two together and added a chip that played "me so horny" on a loop, I guess you'd just about nail it.  Of course if you didn't nail it, it would be your own fault.

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