A pretty young woman, visiting her new doctor for the first time, found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me
that until today you have never had an eye examination."
I guess the new patient was an eyeful.