All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


Doctor's Visit

A pretty young woman, visiting her new doctor for the first time, found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully.

"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never had an eye examination."

I guess the new patient was an eyeful.

1 comment:

  1. By the way, we're having an Ilkmoot in Texas in July and there is going to be quite a turn out. We'd love to have you here.

    Do you still have my email address? I don't want to post it here for obvious reasons. You can also get details from Nate and a few others.