All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

11/28/2012

Lab Lawyers


At a convention of biological scientists, one prominant researcher remarked to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?"
 
"Really?" the other researcher replied. "Why did you switch?"

"Well, for three reasons. First, we found that lawyers are far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them. And third, there are some things even a rat won't do."
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  1. WaterBoy12:06 PM

    I'm not sure lawyers are all that plentiful, though. I mean, sure you can find them in courtrooms all over the country...but you'll rarely find them where Truth and Justice are found.

    Bah-dump-bum.

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  2. Res Ipsa1:16 PM

    Good one.

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