All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


Trump Jokes

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?
By renaming it Trump University.

What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
Hair Force One!

If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card

What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?
Donald Trump.

Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?
Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.

Did you hear about the first executive bill that newly elected Trump passed, called the American telephone act?

You no longer have to press 2 for English.

Jeb Bush: "My brother kept us safe".

Donald Trump: "Yeah, from 9/11, Katrina, the Great Recession, and thousands of amputations from IEDs after illegally invading Iraq without an exit strategy."

There was absolute chaos on Capitol Hill this morning as Donald Trump signed an executive order changing the National Anthem to "ICE ICE Baby...".

Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


BJW Chuck Style

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... even a heart isn't foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.


After Work

So, I've got a new job.  I'm living in a new town.  Things are pretty good. I'm not saying that there are a lot of Mormons where I'm at now, but I'm hanging out with the uncle of two of the wives from the TV show "Sister Wives" after work tonight.



In Other News

BJW is Back.

I've managed to get a few BJW posts into the queue.  Even if I don't get a good string of posts going ya'll will have something to drop by for.

You're welcome.


He's Back!

Blogger has decided to unlock my account!

It only took nearly two years. 

Since last July, and it was July, I had some BJW's in the queue, a lot has happened.  I'm back to being a banker.  Business is good.  I'm trying to sell my house so I can move.  The wife and Kids are doing fine, but we are all living in different towns while we attempt to sell one house to buy another one.

Thanks for all the calls and emails that you all have sent.  With any luck, I'll start publishing on a regular basis again ASAP.