The Lone Ranger and
Tonto hitch their horses outside a saloon and go inside for a beer. Soon after,
a man walks in and asks, "Who owns the silver horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I do. What's the problem?"
The man says, "You better go look at him. I think he's hot."
The Lone Ranger goes outside to check on his horse, and sure enough, the horse
is overheated and distressed.
"Quick, Tonto, run circles around Silver. You will create a draft and cool
him down."
Tonto starts running around the horse to cool him down, and the Lone Ranger
goes back into the saloon to enjoy his beer. Soon after, another man walks in
and asks, "Who owns the silver horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger again replies, "I do. What's the problem now?"
"You've left the Injun running."
Rasciss!
ReplyDeleteWhat if I'm part Indian?
ReplyDeleteI have a pinkie fingernail's worth of Indian on my maternal side if that helps. This joke left me chuckling all day when I read it.
ReplyDeleteTo anyone who is think bad thoughts, I would say to get a life and stop nitpicking over everything.
How are you doing Outlaw?
I am doing fine Susan, thanks for asking.
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