A pretty young woman,
visiting her new doctor for the first time, found herself alone in a small
waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the
upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back
of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down
carefully.
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me
that until today you have never had an eye examination."
I guess the new patient was an eyeful.
By the way, we're having an Ilkmoot in Texas in July and there is going to be quite a turn out. We'd love to have you here.
ReplyDeleteDo you still have my email address? I don't want to post it here for obvious reasons. You can also get details from Nate and a few others.