All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

12/23/2018

PSA - Church Item

I know that this is the only Sunday many Americans go to church during the year; so as a PSA...

Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

- Nike "swoosh" on the cross

- Communion now sponsored by Welch's Grape Juice

- In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Luckies

- Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench

- Personal pew licenses now sold

- Baptismals include dolphin show from Sea World

- Statue of Mary seen holding keys to a Jeep

- Holy water spiked with Diet Pepsi

- The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters

- Luxury pews with wet bar and satellite TV

- Scripture verses brought to you by Microsoft

- Bulletin has coupon section

- The holy water font has Perrier

- In the restrooms, an attendant hands you a towel

- There is a credit card swiper on the collection plate

- Offering envelopes bearing Visa or Mastercard emblems on them

- Handicap parking sponsored by the Family Medical Group, LLC

- Wednesday night suppers sponsored by KFC

- Sunday morning televised services sponsored by the FOX network

- Church vans traded in for Ford Broncos

- Church bell chimes to the tune of the NBC chimes

- Choir robes with the Lands' End emblem on front

- Sunday bulletins with the CNN logo

- Church flag football team sponsored by the NFL

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